Noob Clan Story thread

[!Vincent_the_Victorious]

The setting is Sector seven slums in Midgar. The characters are the stylish, yet feminine Sephiroth (Of course) and the blood thirsty Kyo (Samurai Deeper Kyo) The two are fighting for an unknown reason.
Sephiroth: "You have something that belongs to me..."
Kyo: "It belongs to me now!"
Sephiroth: "Don't make me take them from you."
Kyo: "Oh! I'm scared" He mocks as he draws his Katana
Sephiroth: Smiles and closes his eyes and raises his hand into the air and his Masamune appears "You planning on doing something with that butter knife?"
Kyo: "Yeah! I'm going to cut your head off with this here butter knife." He sets the item on a rock and charges at Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Dodges out of the way and trips Kyo. "You have to hit me first."
Kyo: "Why you!" He grabs a handful of sand and throws it at Sephiroth's face.
Sephiroth: "NO! Do you have any idea how long it took that Proactive to get those blackheads off of my beautiful face!?" He wipes his face off and dodges every attack Kyo threw at him.
Kyo: "You won't need to worry about blackheads when I cut your white head off!" He charges at Sephiroth again.
Sephiroth: "A white head!? Get it!"
Kyo:He stops and says : "No... I mean... The head on your shoulders..."
Sephiroth: He sighs with relief "Oh! Thank God! I thought you meant.... Well, you know."
Kyo: "Yeah, It's alright. I understand"
Sephiroth: "I got a profile to keep ya know?"
Kyo: "Yeah."
*An awkward silence*
Sephiroth: He clears his throat "Umm... shoudn't we be uh.."
Kyo: "Fighting?"
Sephiroth: "Yeah. So uh... Well, should I go first?"
Kyo: "If you want. I mean, you don't have to... I could uh..."
Sephiroth: "No, no! It's fine I could." Runs at kyo and slashes hard.
Kyo: "You ripped my favorite shirt!" He said looking at his tattered clothing.
Sephiroth: "You know, I know a great tailor. I could give you his address and number if you want."
Kyo: "Is it far from here? I mean, gas prices are killing me."
Sephiroth: "Yeah, it's a bit far... Anyways, Surrender the--"
Kyo: "It's gone!"
Sephiroth: "You mean the--"
Kyo: "Yeah! Did you take it!?"
Sephiroth: "No. Did you?"
Kyo: "Not me."
*A man with spikey hair calls to the two*
Spikey hair dude: "Hey! Is this what you're looking for!?"
Sephiroth: "Cloud! Give me back my Ramen noodles!"
Kyo: "They're mine!"
Cloud: "You have to catch me first!"

[!Shinobi-]

???: stop
Cloud : who are you?
???: that does not belong to you give it back
Cloud: if you want it you have to take it
???: humpth...you should choose your fight more carefully
Cloud: kid, leave the fighting for the adults
???:humpth [fade]
Cloud:kids these day
???: to easy
Cloud: how did he get behind me!? [Close block]
???: don't underestimate me i have skill
Cloud: ggrrrr!?
[fighting]
Cloud: huff...huff.huff. h..how is that p...possible
???: i will be takeing this (how could he have beaten the famous Sephiroth?
kyo: wow.... wait...no...what are you doing with that GIVE IT BACK!!!
???: take it...i have no use for it
Kyo: w...what then wh...
???: why go through the trouble... i haven't had a good fight in a long time[fading]
Kyo: wait what is you name??
Haven: c...call me....call me haven

[Kaijudozero]

heck naw that is a cool story!!

[Xelhes]

hey lets start another one and i wana b the star lol anyone wana start one with me