Thread: pick up lines

hahahahahaha

'I lost my number, can I have yours?'

^^ bwuhahaha

guy:did it hurt?
me:did what hurt?
guy:when u fell from heaven?
me:i can't belive u said that....*then i start laughing*

i like the is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see my self in your pants.

hey, i bet u got a beautiful smile

Nice pants...they would look great on the floor next to my bed....

(@.@)'

N.

"You are such a dork Trung... "

Hm...

Guy: Do you like strawberry’s or blue berries?
Girl: why?
Guy: because I want to know what kind of pan cakes to get you in the morning.