sex joke

*equinn* · Jun 27, 2006, 02:47 PM

guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

i got this in a email i got from a firend at school

Zaraki Kenpachi · Jun 27, 2006, 02:48 PM

haha thats pretty disgusting, ah well was mildly funny for a nasty joke.

Shu · Jun 27, 2006, 02:49 PM

hmm.............*thinks to self* (will her warning go up to 20, 50, or bannishment....)

*equinn* · Jun 27, 2006, 02:50 PM

ok its ment to be funny lol

anime_8000 · Jun 27, 2006, 02:52 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that very funny man

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

this was my favorite part

rock on · Jun 27, 2006, 02:53 PM

itwas it i dont think you will get a waring

*equinn* · Jun 27, 2006, 02:57 PM

i might i dont know .............................

Oldmagic · Jun 27, 2006, 02:58 PM

man that was funny shit. got any more laughter for us

*equinn* · Jun 27, 2006, 02:59 PM

maybe i will cheek tomarrow im goin to sleep now so but everyone -----_____------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

rock on · Jun 27, 2006, 03:01 PM

see you later and have a great 4 of july

Oldmagic · Jun 27, 2006, 03:09 PM

hay guys, i got one.

Quote:

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

so what did you guys think. got it from someone

Jun 27, 2006, 02:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
equinn Ao's official cat girl~★ Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Emerald island (Eire) (Ireland) Posts: 1,606 Thanks: 10 Thanked 19 Times in 19 Posts Credits: 16,477	sex joke guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!!! i got this in a email i got from a firend at school __________________
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