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    sex joke

    guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
    Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
    years
    old.




    One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
    They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
    As you might expect things start to heat up.






    The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
    his
    girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
    she
    wants a new position.







    Lettuce!!!

























    Tomato!!!

























    Lettuce!!!


























    Tomato!!!


























    Lettuce!!!























    Tomato!!!
























    She screams.

























    Lettuce!!!






























    Tomato!!!





    Whoa!!!








    PULL IT OUT!!!















    PULL IT OUT NOW!!!












    I can't get pregnant!


















    Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
    sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
    face!*!*!*!*!




    i got this in a email i got from a firend at school

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    Re: sex joke

    haha thats pretty disgusting, ah well was mildly funny for a nasty joke.

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    Re: sex joke

    hmm.............*thinks to self* (will her warning go up to 20, 50, or bannishment....)

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    Re: sex joke

    ok its ment to be funny lol

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    Re: sex joke

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that very funny man


    Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
    sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
    face!*!*!*!*!




    this was my favorite part

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    Re: sex joke

    itwas it i dont think you will get a waring


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    i might i dont know .............................

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    Re: sex joke

    man that was funny shit. got any more laughter for us

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