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    Re: sex joke

    this one is funny only if you get it.................

    Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua, NY. On each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

    “Fifty dollars!” she would shout from the curb.

    “No. Five dollars!” fired back Clinton.

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!” And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for his wife, if he was going to stay out of trouble.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, “See what you get for five dollars!”

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    Re: sex joke

    lol i thought it was funny and kinda dirty at the same time.^^ but it was funny.
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    Re: sex joke

    LOL this is funny yet kinda disgusting....

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    Re: sex joke

    ya i know i just put it up as a joke lol

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    Re: sex joke

    ya lizzy i got that one too but tom sent it too me


    thanks lizzie

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    Re: sex joke

    that was a good one i never saw that one before


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    Re: sex joke

    LoL... Old joke but still hilarious :d

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    Re: sex joke

    true that but still some of the old ones are really funny


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