Thread: What Color Hat Does Your Spirit Guide Wear (plus other things)? (test)

What Color Hat Does Your Spirit Guide Wear (plus other things)?

Okay! This test will let you know what color hat your spirit guide wears, plus some other random facts about him or her.

Find some paper and number 1-20. Yes I know, it's long, but you've got to bear with me!

Okay, here we go! Just choose the answer that CLOSEST suits you.

Part 1: The Basics

1. What is your Zodiac sign?
a. Aries - March 21 - April 20
b. Taurus - April 21 - May 21
c. Gemini - May 22 - June 21
d. Cancer - June 22 - July 22
e. Leo - July 23 -August 21
f. Virgo - August 22 - September 23
g. Libra - September 24 - October 23
h. Scorpio - October 24 - November 22
i. Sagittarius - November 23 - December 22
j. Capricorn - December 23 - January 20
k. Aquarius - January 21 - February 19
l. Pisces - February 20- March 20

2. What is your girth?
a. Fat
b. Skinny
c. In between
d. Obese
e. Underweight

3. What is your stature?
a. Tall
b. Short
c. In between
d. Midget
e. Giant

4. What color are you eyes?
a. Blue
b. Green
c. Brown
d. Hazel
e. Grey
f. Change colors
g. Other

5. What color is your hair?
a. Black
b. Red
c. Brown
d. Blonde
e. Grey
f. White
g. No hair
h. Dyed (any color)


Part 2: Lifestyle

6. Where do you want to live?
a. Some place warm year round
b. Some place cold year round
c. Some place cold most of the year, but warm at times
d. Some place warm most of the year, but cold at times
e. Some place where I can experience all four seasons to their fullest.

7. Do you like to travel, or stay put?
a. I like to travel
b. I like to stay put
c. I like to stay put at times, and travel at times

8. Would you like to live in a small cozy house, or a massive mansion type house?
a. Cozy house
b. Mansion

9. Would you consider yourself a rich person?
a. I'm dirt poor
b. I could probably buy the sun (rich)
c. I get by well enough.

10. How's the condition of your living space?
a. Dirty and messy
b. Clean but messy
c. Dirty but orderly
d. Clean and tidy


Part 3: You and other People!

11. Are you honestly friendly or mean, or is it all just an act?
a. I'm actually friendly!
b. I'm actually an ass!
c. It's all an act to become popular!

12. Are you popular?
a. Yeah, everyone loves me
b. I'm popular among me friends
c. I'm not popular at all.
d. I'm popular among the ladies (:
e. I'm popular among the guys (:

13. Would you stop to help somebody that needed it?
a. Yes, no matter what!
b. Yes, If I'm not in a hurry
c. No, never!
d. No, not unless they REALLY needed it.

14. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?
a. Yes, and I love her/him very much
b. Yes, but it won't last
c. No, but I'm looking
d. No, and I don't want one ever.
e. I'm not old enough to even want a relationship like that.

15. If you had a crush, how would you approach her/him?
a. I'd go right up to her/him and let them know what was on my mind
b. I'd have to inch closer and closer to her/him over time, and wait for just the right time to tell her/him
c. I'd stalk her/him for years until I could finally build up the courage to talk to him/her.
d. Approach? No, I'd just keep to myself, glancing at her every once in a while, wondering what she/he thinks of me.


Part 4: Random stuffs

16. Do you like to climb things?
a. Yeah. I like to climb stuff
b. I climb some stuff sometimes
c. No. Not really

17. What color hat do YOU wear?
a. I wear a red hat
b. I wear a blue hat
c. I wear a yellow hat
d. I wear a green hat
e. I wear a purple hat
f. I wear a grey hat
g. I wear a black hat
h. I wear a white hat
i. I wear all sorts of hats
j. I wear a different color hat that you didn't list
k. I don't wear a hat.

18. Do you like to stay up late?
a. No
b. Yes

19. What KIND of hat do you like?
a. Cowboy hat
b. Straw hat
c. Beret
d. Beanie
e. Caul
f. Coonskin Cap
g. Gibus (haha)
h. Southwester (fishmen's cap)

20. What color is your favorite sweater?
a. red
b. blue
c. yellow
d. green
e. purple
f. grey
g. black
h. white

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(#) = # of points you scored.

Scoring

1.
a.(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)
d.(1)
e.(3)
f.(5)
g.(1)
h.(3)
i.(5)
j.(1)
k.(3)
l.(5)

2.
a.(1)
b(3)
c.(5)
d.(1)
e. (3)

3.
a.(5)
b.(1)
c.(3)
d.(5)
e.(1)

4.
a.(3)
b.(5)
c.(1)
d.(3)
e.(5)
f.(1)
g.(3)

5.
a.(5)
b.(1)
c.(3)
d (5)
e.(1)
f (3)
g.(5)
h.(1)

6.
a.(3)
b(5)
c.(1)
d.(3)
e.(5)

7.
a(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)

8.
a. (1)
b.(3)

9.
a.(5)
b.(1)
c(3)

10.
a.(5)
b.(1)
c.(3)
d.(5)

11.
a.(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)

12.
a.(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)
d.(1)
e.(3)

13.
a.(5)
b.(1)
c.(3)
d.(5)

14.
a.(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)
d.(1)
e.(3)

15.
a.(5)
b.(1)
c.(3)
d.(5)

16.
a.(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)

17.
a.(1)
b.(3)
c.(5)
d.(1)
e.(3)
f.(5)
g.(1)
h.(3)
i.(5)
j.(1)
k.(3)

18.
a.(5)
b.(1)

19.
a.(3)
b.(5)
c.(1)
d.(3)
e.(5)
f.(1)
g.(3)
h.(5)

20.
a. (1)
b.(3)
c.(5)
d.(1)
e.(3)
f.(5)
g.(1)
h.(3)



Scores:
20-30 ::: Look at that! Your guide is wearing an elaborate pink silken Caul, which stretches to each side of her like the sweeping horns of a dragon. Your spirit guide is from the Seventh Layer. These guides are almost always female. They are very small and childish, but the words of a child are at many times the wisest! They are all young guides, and so in spirit, meaning they’ll lead you toward the purest paths of life. They are also renowned for being the most beautiful guides of any Layer. You can welcome peace and good fortune with this being at you side!

31-40 ::: Too bad for you. Your guide is wearing a dark green Gibus. This means your guide is from the Third Layer, and is not very nice. In fact, these guides are a down right jerks! These guides are always male, and usually only take their role in order to cause mischief on the Earth Layer. Also, they are usually a sign of bad fortune! Sorry, but with this guy hanging by your side, it looks like strange malicious occurrences will plague you over the course of your entire life!

41-50 ::: This means you guide is from the Fifth Layer, and he or she boasts a thick furred Coonskin cap. These layer guides are not afraid to get into a scuffle, but they won’t come out swinging until they’ve thought things through. They are tough but calculating. These guides will usually give you an extra boost of courage in life, and won’t think twice of you speaking your mind.

51-60 ::: I believe I see a Beret! Much like those wearing the Caul, the Sixth Layer guides are also all female. Though they may be less pure, and more complex in wisdom, these guides have eons of experience more than all other guides, many having served short periods as gods of fertility or knowledge. They may not be as beautiful as the younger guides, but they are still considered so to most wandering spirits. You may struggle through life at times, but rest assured, your guide knows much more than you, and all is for your own well being in the end. Prosperity awaits you!

61-70 ::: Your guide is from the Fifth Layer. He is wearing a thick and greasy Southwester, and he doesn’t look too happy. You should watch out, because your guide is gritty and tough, and loves to drag you into trouble to watch you fight your way out. Not exactly mean, but in his head, he knows that no one can move up on the ladder, rather, the only way to get anywhere is to drag people down from atop the ladder, then stomp on them until you’re a bit higher than they! Your guide means well, but you’ll still see some tough and physically painful times while you work your way to the top.

71-100 ::: Your guide is not from a layer! No, he or she resides on the earth, in a spirit form that our human eyes and instruments cannot detect. He or she wears a wide, sun charred Straw hat. He or she isn’t really ‘YOU’RE’ guide, but, if you happen to pass him or her, or one of the kind by, they’ll do what they can to help you out, while they’d just ignore somebody else that has a legitimate guide. If you ever sense yourself near one, don’t be a stranger! Greet him or her aloud, because he or she can hear you. And every once in a while, they’ll say ‘howdy’ back to you is some way or another.

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P.S. I found this is my mail from about a thousand years ago. Yes I know the results don't have the hat color.