cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

*Peach_follows* · Jul 24, 2007, 08:49 AM

The recipe, it goes like this:
Marinate eye-balls with lemon twist.
No boneless chicken will pass my lips.
Instead, its boneless finger-tips!

Use tenderizer on the spleen.
Its no good unless its nice and lean.
Add mucus membrane (for something green).
And liver with some fava beans. ^_^

For fatty meat, the butts the place.
Theres chewy muscles on the face.
Let it all boil, and season to taste.
Eat every drop, Its bad to waste.

Tbaism · Jul 24, 2007, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peach_follows

The recipe, it goes like this:
Marinate eye-balls with lemon twist.
No boneless chicken will pass my lips.
Instead, its boneless finger-tips!

Use tenderizer on the spleen.
Its no good unless its nice and lean.
Add mucus membrane (for something green).
And liver with some fava beans. ^_^

For fatty meat, the butts the place.
Theres chewy muscles on the face.
Let it all boil, and season to taste.
Eat every drop, Its bad to waste.

Truly inspirational. May I add that the picture is almost as disturbing as your poem. Very amusing.

*Peach_follows* · Jul 24, 2007, 03:22 PM

well thank you. Disturbing just so happens to be my middle name. Really my parent were out of Ideas.

kamikazekrn · Jul 24, 2007, 04:04 PM

creepy, definitely not inviting you to my house anytime soon

on another note, a great poem
unique subject matter that i assume rarely gets touched(for obvious reasons)
rhyme and flow were great, conclusive ending, all in all pretty flawless

ILikeApples5520 · Jul 24, 2007, 07:44 PM

Well, you definitely have a taste for the creepy. (BTW are you gonna eat the leg?) lol

But it was something very different and I very much enjoyed it.

The disturbingness of the poem is almost as disturbing as your avi. lol

*Peach_follows* · Jul 24, 2007, 11:26 PM

Yeah, I just wanted this poem to be a quick one, but... Since im not a wasteful person. I would assume I'd be eating the leg as well. But I can only speculate, cuz I'm not a cannibal. Or am I... muhahahahaha!

And as far as the Avy, well I'd prefer my custom avy. But I got an infraction and I guess that means I cant use custom avatars until my infraction points expire? So I found that in the pre-defined avy's. I've been kind-of depressed lately, and seeing that avatar always cheers me up.

*Lasura* · Jul 25, 2007, 03:03 AM

Ahh... this created a wish for me to watch Cannibal again!!! ^^ Or read one Tokien's poem about a troll... this one might really stand beside that one...

This is a very funny poem, something I wasn't really expecting from you I guess... ^^ but it's cool, I really like it and enjoyed reading it and will be waiting forward for something else like this ^^ Little bit of creepy funnynes would be cool...

*Peach_follows* · Jul 25, 2007, 11:05 AM

Yeah, I have been depressed so I wanted to make something a bit more light hearted. But somehow I still tip-toed on the grim side. But... it was fun.

AngelFlow · Jul 25, 2007, 11:18 AM

lol u make chicken seem disgusting to me. Its very funny though, hope to see more like this.^^

Seirika · Jul 25, 2007, 11:24 AM

I'll never have Cannibal's soup again,lol.
That's a good poem and I would love to get the recipe.

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kamikazekrn Newbie Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: SoCali Posts: 46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 219	Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good) creepy, definitely not inviting you to my house anytime soon on another note, a great poem unique subject matter that i assume rarely gets touched(for obvious reasons) rhyme and flow were great, conclusive ending, all in all pretty flawless
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Lasura Angelic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In a Demon's Arms Posts: 1,869 Thanks: 56 Thanked 33 Times in 31 Posts Credits: 49,375	Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good) Ahh... this created a wish for me to watch Cannibal again!!! ^^ Or read one Tokien's poem about a troll... this one might really stand beside that one... This is a very funny poem, something I wasn't really expecting from you I guess... ^^ but it's cool, I really like it and enjoyed reading it and will be waiting forward for something else like this ^^ Little bit of creepy funnynes would be cool... __________________ My recommended fanfic: "Dreamer" by Scourge
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