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    Wink cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    The recipe, it goes like this:
    Marinate eye-balls with lemon twist.
    No boneless chicken will pass my lips.
    Instead, its boneless finger-tips!

    Use tenderizer on the spleen.
    Its no good unless its nice and lean.
    Add mucus membrane (for something green).
    And liver with some fava beans. ^_^

    For fatty meat, the butts the place.
    Theres chewy muscles on the face.
    Let it all boil, and season to taste.
    Eat every drop, Its bad to waste.
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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    Quote Originally Posted by Peach_follows View Post
    The recipe, it goes like this:
    Marinate eye-balls with lemon twist.
    No boneless chicken will pass my lips.
    Instead, its boneless finger-tips!

    Use tenderizer on the spleen.
    Its no good unless its nice and lean.
    Add mucus membrane (for something green).
    And liver with some fava beans. ^_^

    For fatty meat, the butts the place.
    Theres chewy muscles on the face.
    Let it all boil, and season to taste.
    Eat every drop, Its bad to waste.
    Truly inspirational. May I add that the picture is almost as disturbing as your poem. Very amusing.

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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    well thank you. Disturbing just so happens to be my middle name. Really my parent were out of Ideas.
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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    creepy, definitely not inviting you to my house anytime soon

    on another note, a great poem
    unique subject matter that i assume rarely gets touched(for obvious reasons)
    rhyme and flow were great, conclusive ending, all in all pretty flawless

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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    Well, you definitely have a taste for the creepy. (BTW are you gonna eat the leg?) lol

    But it was something very different and I very much enjoyed it.

    The disturbingness of the poem is almost as disturbing as your avi. lol


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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    Yeah, I just wanted this poem to be a quick one, but... Since im not a wasteful person. I would assume I'd be eating the leg as well. But I can only speculate, cuz I'm not a cannibal. Or am I... muhahahahaha!

    And as far as the Avy, well I'd prefer my custom avy. But I got an infraction and I guess that means I cant use custom avatars until my infraction points expire? So I found that in the pre-defined avy's. I've been kind-of depressed lately, and seeing that avatar always cheers me up.
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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    Ahh... this created a wish for me to watch Cannibal again!!! ^^ Or read one Tokien's poem about a troll... this one might really stand beside that one...

    This is a very funny poem, something I wasn't really expecting from you I guess... ^^ but it's cool, I really like it and enjoyed reading it and will be waiting forward for something else like this ^^ Little bit of creepy funnynes would be cool...

    My recommended fanfic: "Dreamer" by Scourge

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    Re: cannibal's "chicken" soup. (mmm mmm good)

    Yeah, I have been depressed so I wanted to make something a bit more light hearted. But somehow I still tip-toed on the grim side. But... it was fun.
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