Thread: Death's a funny little thing

Death is a part of life
It will give your family strife
No matter what you do
Death will always haunt you
So don’t worry about the after-life.

Death is here to screw you over
It will treat you like a dog and say roll over
Unless you can avoid it
Which will really annoy it
It will still want you to come on over.

Now listen here my little friend
This info will help you till the very end
It will soon be at your door
You won’t be able to avoid it any more
It will be laughing at your pitiful end…