Thread: Edward Why are you so short?!?!?!?

Shippo101: Hola! It's me Shippo101. I had the urge to write a FMA story and leave out our loveable Rolanda but She makes it more interesting, so if you are tuning in on my story for the first time, she is a fox demon but in here she is a fellow Scientist. So of the jokes I got, I got it off of a couple of familiar shows. So enjoy the funny stuff Edward and them do.!!! Choa!!!!

"Edward why are you so mean to me" said Rolanda sitting with Ed, Winrey, and Al on Roy's front porch.

"Don't call me by my whole first name. OK!" said Ed

"Scerw you Ed. How about I call you Shorty" Fustration marks began to rise on Ed's forehead. "I'll just stick to Ed"

"Right then"

"Come on guys let's do something fun."Said Al

"Oh! I know a fun game"said winrey "It's called Trash talk"

"You have to talk about each other or their moms for fun. Right"said Rolanda

"Right" said Winrey "And don't get mad it is for fun."

"Oh! And before we start Rolanda why are you here?"said Ed

"Ed I am Roy's sister, and the real question is why are't you on duty Mr.State Alcelmist."

"Alright let's get started" said Winrey.

"Ed you so stupid you studied for your BLOOD TEST" said Rolanda. Every one laghted

"Your momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said 'One at a time please'" said Ed to Rolanda

"Yo momma so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the sky" said winrey.

"Yo momma so fat she had to be baptized in the Pacific Ocean."said Rolanda

"Winrey! Look! Your PIMP is coming!"Ed said.

"Ed that was funny."said Winrey sarcasticly

"Come on Al"said Rolanda. "Try one on me"

"OK! Rolanda it looked like when the stork droped you in the ugly tree, you didn't miss not one branch"

"Swear Al you cracked the funnyest joke I ever heard"said Ed

"You are so evil. BYE!"said Rolanda

Shippo101:Well if the jokes weren't that funny O'well. I'll try harder. Untill then Choa!!!!!!!!!!!!!