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    I am Cow

    i am cow,here me moo
    i weigh twice as much as you,
    and i look good ..on the barbecue,

    yogurt,cream cheese and butters,
    made from liguids from my others,
    i am cow, i am cow, hear me moo..oo,


    i am cow, eating grass,
    methane gas comes from out my a**,
    and out my muscle .....when.. i ..belch,

    o the ozone layer is thiner,
    from the outcome of my dinner,
    i am cow, i am cow i got gaaaaas


    i am cow, her i stand,
    far and wide upon this land,
    and i am ......living everywhere

    from bc to newfoundland,
    you can squeeze my t*** by hand,
    i am cow, i am cow, i am cow!!!!

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    Re: I am Cow

    Now that is just f**king funny as hell. Im going to have to print that out and stick it to my binder.
    "MY DEAR... I GIVE YOU THE CAPELLAN CONFEDERATION"
    AND THUS THE WAR WAS STARTED NOT BY GUN SHOT BUT BY WEDDING BELLS

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    Re: I am Cow

    Quote Originally Posted by Scourge View Post
    Now that is just f**king funny as hell. Im going to have to print that out and stick it to my binder.
    thanks man see poems doesnt all ways have to be all serouis and stuff they can be funny too

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    Re: I am Cow

    yogurt,cream cheese and butters,
    made from liguids from my utters,

    ???? Perhaps?

    Either way.. this was one of the greates poems I've ever read.
    ... Not Ever Again...

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    Re: I am Cow

    Dude, that's a sweet poem you got there, I just wonder how you came up with the idea to make a poem about a cow
    Last edited by babyman; Jul 31, 2008 at 06:52 PM.

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    Re: I am Cow

    That was the most hilarious poem i have ever read in the poem section in over 3 years. Awesome poem man. I am looking forward to see more poems like such as this from you.

    Cheers,

    ketaro

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    Re: I am Cow

    Wow, that's some thought-out poem you got there .

    I'm a vegetarian so I didn't really like it. I go more towards PETA, but I guess in a sense everything you said is true. And what better way to make people see the truth than by making them laugh?

    Nice job.

    Seriously. [:

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