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    I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    This be urban poetry ya'll. I know most of ya'll ain't be from da streets. But I wanted to add something different to this here poetry forum. But remember don't be hatin cause you don't understand.

    Yo, I'm a white fool who likes ta pretend he black.

    I like to be emulating what black gangsters be like.

    I got everything cause my moms got that checkbook light

    But my mind be sayin

    I should be in da ghetto with dem gangs an' crack

    Forget you posers who who be sayin' I should go to college and be "a sucessful middle class biatch

    This white life ain't right


    "God I wish I was poor and black. Hey mom can you put the hot pockets in the microwave I'm really hungry. And I have a history test tomorrow." Oh and thanks again for buying me that XBOX 360"


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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    I liked your poem! I the last bit about the hot pockets was the best. Mmmmm Hot pockets. Write another one and pm me k.

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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    nice poem............i guess

    but it you really want to be poor...........than wow.........

    also, if thats you, then youre not gangster, youre fat and weak

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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    I just liked the visual aid that's all, be great if there was a mp3 that could go with it

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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    THAT was both funny and cool! I wonder............What kind of hot pockets they'd be. Probably BBQ beef. Mmmm MM.....I love BBQ beef hot pockets!

    By the way...funny how you used Eminem as the example. Mwahahaha!
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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    Well, something original and fresh? Congrats for thinking out of the box.
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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    that was a nice poem but i found it offensive. but it was nice never the less.twat pocket

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    Re: I'm a rich white cracker who pretends to be a poor black man. Wiggers for Life!

    Bleh nothing more upsetting than a poser...
    It made me think of some of my white white friends who tried to act like me.
    He even moved to the projects to be closer to us...
    I set him straight but its not cool to deny yourself...
    The picture is rather upsetting though...

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