Thread: INSTRUCTIONS(a poem, not real instructions)

Kindly take a number,
Kindly join the queue,
Kindly wait in line, while we
Suggest what you could do;
It goes like this-

"FIRST YOU TAKE A NUMBER,
THEN YOU JOIN THE QUEUE,
THEN YOU STAND IN LINE, WHILE WE DECIDE WHAT YOU DO;
it goes like this-

"TAKE A LOUSY NUMBER,
THEN YOU JOIN THE QUEUE,
THEN YOU STAND IN LINE, WHILE WE
DECIDE WHAT YOU MUST DO;
it goes like this-

"YOU NEVER TOOK A NUMBER!
YOU NEVER JOINED THE QUEUE!
GET BACK IN LINE, YOU SCABBY SWINE,
OR HERE IS WHAT WE'LL DO
TO PUNISH YOU;
IT GOES LIKE THIS-..."'"