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    jerry springer 2

    i really don't feel up to this since my friend died and i'm not in a cheery mood, even though it's my birthday, i still don't care. but i guess since i have nothing to do i will put up the second part. enjoy.

    I'm back all of america and do i have a story to tell ya!
    Please welcome masey, the thrid girl in this triangle, the other half of this fable.
    She has her story to tell and we all think we know it all good and well.
    now stacey and kasey are fighting backstage and are full of rage,
    Masey is sitting on our base eating a can of paste.

    *audience-cheers*

    "now Masey what's the sitch?"

    "Well jerry, My name is Masey and i like paste, i like to eat it all over the place. It's sweet and salty and white and creamy. Feels good between my fingers and is warm on my lips. It's..."

    "ooookkkkaaaayyy, masey!!!!!!! your making me stare out into spacey!!"


    *audience-laughs*


    "sorry jerry,but im mad. Stcey andf kasey are fighting for my man!! He and I already have life plans! we plan to have kids, andget married, even buy a pit bull named terry. They are claiming he is theirs but he is mine! I had him all this time!! He means alot to me and i love him, i even adoe him. He is ssweet and even licks my feet. Stacey and kasey can just go away!! I don't need them hoes no way!"

    *audience-cheers*

    oohhhhh welll, the drama is picking up here,i wonder if anyone special will appear!!

    "no you don't masey!!! It's I who will have him!"

    "oh hell no bitch, it's I who will be a wife to him."

    "No it's me stacey, kasey and masey!!!"

    " OHHH THE MISTRESS!! ALAZE!"

    *audience-cheers*

    He is mine and we have a baby girl, age nine. We love each other to death and always will. So why don't you two dollar hoes run back to the mill"

    "ohh no you didn't"


    that's all the time we have for our show folks, come back tomarrow and I'll eat egg yolks!

    Born to rule, raised to lead, taught to establish: The African Queen

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    I really liked it. It was a little better than the first one. It was funny how the liked paste eventhough so was there to keep her man and to tell the other two girls to back off. I'm so sorry to hear about your friend and happy belated birthday.
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    Re: jerry springer 2

    thank you cheery. i will update soon. maybe late if i feel up to it

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