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    Jesus with a base ball bat!

    The life we know and share today
    is full of people who say there the
    ones that show the way , always
    saying this and thats wrong.

    Beware of jesus with his base ball bat
    he swings from left to right and right
    to left smighting those who would
    try to repress the difrent thoughts
    that people have.

    Ists the bottom of the 9th and basses
    are loaded jesus steps up and scores a grand
    slam with and uper cut that send the guy soaring
    a few feet back into a crowd of people.

    Akway saying there is no god then how do you
    exaplain the cast on the arm,jesus is bad with is
    base ball bat , so dont get all mad when he swings
    his bat he calls amazing grace.

    How sweet the sound is what will be said as his bat
    come down hard on the guy who just said jesus only love those
    who belive in him , he lovesone and all no matter there race gender
    or gender prefrence.

    Jesus is bad with his base ball bat when he thinks
    things are going the wrong way,so try and be good
    and look over your shoulder for that bat could be comming for you
    if you stat hating in your own way.
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    this poem shows that if you belive in jesus or not its your choice
    in his own way everyone is loved its those few who think
    that they are moraly right becuase they go to church or dont
    go to chruch give them the right to yellin others faces.

    that make the this true jesus would take the bat
    to them if he were here.

    comments and suggestions are welcomed
    I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons
    I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason
    I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son
    They're one in the same, I must isolate you...
    Isolate and save you from yourself

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    Re: Jesus with a base ball bat!

    The poem is a nice one and shows your emotion for your beliefs. It has a nice flow to it, and seems to have little wrong with it, in my reading.

    I'm not going to shove anything down your throat here, but I do know a few things that most people don't about this life. The thing you have to remember is to believe in yourself, and what you believe in. There are way that God can be proven, and ways that try to disaprove of him. As for me... though my life has been rough and all taken from me thus far... I still believe. I won't ask you to believe if you don't want to... and by the way... I don't go to church. I should, but I don't. As for the stuck up ones... they should have thier noses ground in the dirt a little. Maybe that would wake them. Just a thought. Peace bro.

    Far be it for me to be anything special, when the only special thing I desire with me, is the special person I share my gifts with.

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    Re: Jesus with a base ball bat!

    Pretty good poem, I have done theological poems myself. But my English have always been bad, the only reason I learned a little is cause I wanted to understand the Internet.

    Jesus does love everyone, and the bible is wrong. It left 8 of the 12 apostles out. And Constantine edited the 4 that came in.

    First Council of Nicaea - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    The Gospel of Thomas Collection -- Translations and Resources

    Jesus said, "If your leaders say to you, 'Look, the (Father's) kingdom is in the sky,' then the birds of the sky will precede you. If they say to you, 'It is in the sea,' then the fish will precede you. Rather, the (Father's) kingdom is within you and it is outside you."

    Ride them Jesus!

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