Just a little nonsense verse

It is well known that Arthur Brown,
is the richest man in town,
and his brother Johnny Brown,
owns in this town the biggest home,
I am on the other hand,
known to be a handsome lad,
so I don't care for Arthur's Money,
as I get to **** his wife, named Honey,
nor do I care for Johnny land,
for I do really understand,
what I want to do in this life,
is just to **** with Arthur's wife.

I sincerely hope that this isn't too vulgar, I tried to keep the profanity to a minimum. :D: (oh and yeah I know hand and lad don't really rhyme^^)

lol its organelle i will give you that you did good with the rhyming i could never do that myself so i stay with free style though i have been known to have a theme but rarely . but you did good though

lol you did well made me laugh with your last line not too shabby on your rhyming scheme either!

You make the pain go away,
you make me happy as a child doth play,
Sometimes I get sick of you,
and the next day I just feel blue,
the morning after's always worst,
my head feels like it's gonna burst,
of course you know just who I mean,
some even use it just to clean,
I mean my friend sometimes called ethanol,
some other time just alcohol.

I want to thank you all for your feedback and as the feedback was mostly positive, here's another one I felt like writing down, I'm somewhat tired so the flow might not be as nice, but I really felt like writing it down, might go over it again tomorrow, when I'm not as tired. :P

You come up with a poem for everything! :D And its all original, thats pretty awesome.

Moose I saw, you wonder how a poem would look in german, well here I go (german is my native language, so it really wasn't hard^^)

GERMAN:

Ich schaffe in 'nem Altersheim,
putz Ärsche ab Tag aus Tag ein,
wer sagt das kann nicht lustig sein?
Komm eine Zeile passt noch rein,
der Geruch, ja bringt mich fast zum Kotzen,
ich habs mir ausgesucht und mag nicht motzen,
ein Glück dauert es ja nur ein Jahr,
sonst liefe ich Gefahr,
mich zu töten.

ENGLISH:

I'm working at a retirement home,
wiping asses day after day,
who says that can't be fun?
Come on one more line will fit,
the stench is almost making me puke,
but I picked it, and don't want to grumble,
lucky it just lasts one year,
or I'd be at risk,
to kill myself.

Oh yeah, I didn't want the last line to rhyme, thought maybe that was funny :P

well you've got three out of three laughs on my side. it is clever and funny as hack. :)

Maybe you don't like it, it's a little macabre, but I'd still be happy to hear what you think.

People think I'm really sick,
just because I put my dick,
in my wife's dead body,
after all she was quite a hotty.
Now is it wrong for me to grieve,
about my wife being deceased,
and spending one last time,
a night with her so divine,
now you can call me necrophile,
but I wouldn't even walk a mile,
for another body,
except my wife cause she's a hotty.

edit: well guys I just came up with another poem, hope you enjoy it:

Hello there folks, my name is buck,
and I'm a really horny ****,
that's why I do not have a wife,
I **** around like in wild life
just lately I slept with this girl,
twofifty pounds, a real pearl,
of course I could get lighter chicks,
unless of course that chick picks,
now you ask why is that so?
I really do look like a sumo.

alright I know that one was lame, but who cares :joker: