once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pron surfed,
weak and weary.

Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning.

And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server,

( my friend Jake sent this poem to me and asked if I can post it for him)