The moment she woke up
She didn't reach for her smiley face cup
She falls out of bed
But didn't bump her head
Instead, she headed for the bathroom
At least it smells nice in there
But, oh! Gross!
The toilet seat's wet!
She takes her shower.
Hey, there's even hot water.
But, oh! Crud!
She's all out of shampoo.
Next it's time to get dressed
She's all out of clean under wear!
Unto this, she is distressed.
Until she finds herself in her favored shirt.
Into the kitchen she goes!
Their all out of waffles.
`Guess she'll go hungry.
And once again she's distressed
Sh'e at school, all is well.
Oh what is she saying! This is hell!
Her friends are all sick,
Today's homework stack is thick!
She felt she'd never hear the last bell.
Okay, so here she is at lunch.
She was hungry at brunch!
Come now, she never had breakfast! Give her more fries!
Because it's your beef burgers she will despise!
Shewalks through the hall.
English class will be a ball.
Ha! Yeah, right.
She better hurry as she passes this girl fight.
She made it to the door!
She's safe! She's free!
She sees her friend who was sick, and ask where
He'd been, and tells her “I got here at 1:03”.
She's happy for two seconds,
When someone shoots a spitball at her.
She's now in last period, her head on the desk.
And there be the joyous bell
Of a thousand angels in the heavens!
Or more like an annoying buzz!
But at least she gets to go home.
she tramped through the school door,
See her house; go through the front door,
And slam her bedroom door.
May as well just go to bed.
Ugh. What a horrible day!
She knew she should have reached for her smiley face cup!
The moment she woke up!
This was so much fun to conger up! I had done this one a couple of months ago, I had put it up on 4 other sites so I thought it was time to put it up here!