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    My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    The sky was dark,
    the moon was high,
    all alone.

    Just her and I,
    her hair so soft,
    her eyes so blue.

    I knew just what,
    she wanted to do,
    her skin so soft.

    Her legs so fine,
    I ran my fingers,
    down her spine.

    I didn't know how,
    so I tried my best,
    to place my hand.

    On her breasts,
    I remember my fear,
    my fast beating heart.

    But slowly she spread,
    her legs apart,
    and when she did it.

    I felt no shame,
    all at once,
    the white stuff came.

    At last it's finished,
    it's all over now,
    my first time.

    Milking a cow!

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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    O.O I'm trying to decide if this is too vulgar for the site.
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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    LOL. That was great! It totally had me shook. I was like, "Wow! That's just a little too much info." Then you say you're milking a cow? LOL.

    Good ups! ^_^


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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    The ending was very very very unexpected. I don't so much like the begining, but the twist at the end was awesome! It actually is a very good poem.

    Come dance in the rain with me, no one is watching.

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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    That was funny.........I thought it was gonna be about losing virginity, but it was about cow-milking. Now answer this: Was it good for the cow as much as it was good for you? *moo*
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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    Quote Originally Posted by flaminghate View Post
    The sky was dark,
    the moon was high,
    all alone.

    Just her and I,
    her hair so soft,
    her eyes so blue.

    I knew just what,
    she wanted to do,
    her skin so soft.

    Her legs so fine,
    I ran my fingers,
    down her spine.

    I didn't know how,
    so I tried my best,
    to place my hand.

    On her breasts,
    I remember my fear,
    my fast beating heart.

    But slowly she spread,
    her legs apart,
    and when she did it.

    I felt no shame,
    all at once,
    the white stuff came.

    At last it's finished,
    it's all over now,
    my first time.

    Milking a cow!
    *curled in a ball*
    Wow, you had me for a minut.LOL. That was one of the funniest suprises in a while. That isn't too vulger.(I don't think so)


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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    LoL.. this is cute and I beleive I've read it somewhere once before..
    It definetly has a nice flow to it and leads you on to something it's not.

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    Re: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

    A bit too blunt for what I'm used to reading on here,but a very gutsy move for posting it.
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