Thread: My First Time (VERY FUNNY POEM!)

O.O I'm trying to decide if this is too vulgar for the site.

LOL. That was great! It totally had me shook. I was like, "Wow! That's just a little too much info." Then you say you're milking a cow? LOL.

Good ups! ^_^

The ending was very very very unexpected. I don't so much like the begining, but the twist at the end was awesome! It actually is a very good poem.

That was funny.........I thought it was gonna be about losing virginity, but it was about cow-milking. Now answer this: Was it good for the cow as much as it was good for you? *moo*

Originally Posted by flaminghate

The sky was dark,
the moon was high,
all alone.

Just her and I,
her hair so soft,
her eyes so blue.

I knew just what,
she wanted to do,
her skin so soft.

Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers,
down her spine.

I didn't know how,
so I tried my best,
to place my hand.

On her breasts,
I remember my fear,
my fast beating heart.

But slowly she spread,
her legs apart,
and when she did it.

I felt no shame,
all at once,
the white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
it's all over now,
my first time.

Milking a cow!

*curled in a ball*
Wow, you had me for a minut.LOL. That was one of the funniest suprises in a while. That isn't too vulger.(I don't think so)

LoL.. this is cute and I beleive I've read it somewhere once before..
It definetly has a nice flow to it and leads you on to something it's not.

A bit too blunt for what I'm used to reading on here,but a very gutsy move for posting it.