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    rhyming jerry!!

    hi im jerry springer and im an aspiring singer.
    today here on my show, is a bunch of dollar store hoes.
    they are sayin each other stole they man
    but they all know that he lives in a can. ohhhhhh!!

    *audience-cheers*

    Now welcome stacy, masey, and kasey.
    all take baths and brush their teeth
    but they still have corns and bunyuns on their feet.

    now stacey says that casey took her man,
    but hat both girls dont know is he eats outt he garbage can
    he sleeps wth old women and knocks up haggs,
    he even puts ketchup in walmart bags.

    audience-claps

    "oh no you didn't"

    "oh yes i did, and im gonna tell you again!! he is mine and forever will be, so why dont u crawl in a corner and go smoke some weed?"

    "look girl i im not playin, soon your gona be the one playin. your the one who is talkin to me. you stole my man,which belongs to me.so back off girl and go away!! before i get a teacher to school you today."

    audience-ohhhhhhhhh ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?

    We gonna be back really really soon,come back and see me ,jerry, as soon as we have a full moon. we gonna bring out the guy, the two face bastarad and bring out masey, the girl who eats plaster!!

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    Re: rhyming jerry!!

    this is stupid!!!!!!!!
    yet funny. encore! stupid 50

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    Re: rhyming jerry!!

    Double-Yoo Tee Eff!
    Whos man was it???... Stacey's or Kasey's or was that with a "C" as in Casey. And why does there have to be a plaster eatin' broad named Masey?!

    Man I guess all thats really left to say is: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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    Re: rhyming jerry!!

    Very funny story. It sounds just like a Jerry Springer show. Good job.
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    Re: rhyming jerry!!

    I guss you must be making fun of the show, right? I do't know, but it's different from what I expected ^_^

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    Re: rhyming jerry!!

    I guess the poem is more of a short story.Plus it is amusing.I like it.

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    Re: rhyming jerry!!

    Capitalization.. The lack of it hurt my eyes. I think it makes the piece easier to read.
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