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Mar 21, 2007, 05:18 PM
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 Credits: 5,374 | rhyming jerry!! hi im jerry springer and im an aspiring singer. today here on my show, is a bunch of dollar store hoes. they are sayin each other stole they man but they all know that he lives in a can. ohhhhhh!! *audience-cheers* Now welcome stacy, masey, and kasey. all take baths and brush their teeth but they still have corns and bunyuns on their feet. now stacey says that casey took her man, but hat both girls dont know is he eats outt he garbage can he sleeps wth old women and knocks up haggs, he even puts ketchup in walmart bags. audience-claps "oh no you didn't" "oh yes i did, and im gonna tell you again!! he is mine and forever will be, so why dont u crawl in a corner and go smoke some weed?" "look girl i im not playin, soon your gona be the one playin. your the one who is talkin to me. you stole my man,which belongs to me.so back off girl and go away!! before i get a teacher to school you today." audience-ohhhhhhhhh ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT? We gonna be back really really soon,come back and see me ,jerry, as soon as we have a full moon. we gonna bring out the guy, the two face bastarad and bring out masey, the girl who eats plaster!!
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Mar 22, 2007, 02:52 PM
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| Femmebot's feel nothing.  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Friendly Fridley
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Credits: 3,000 | Re: rhyming jerry!! Double-Yoo Tee Eff!  Whos man was it???... Stacey's or Kasey's or was that with a "C" as in Casey. And why does there have to be a plaster eatin' broad named Masey?!  Man I guess all thats really left to say is: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! |
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Mar 23, 2007, 01:16 AM
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Credits: 2,386 | Re: rhyming jerry!! Very funny story. It sounds just like a Jerry Springer show. Good job.
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Mar 23, 2007, 02:26 AM
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| I hate idiots on AO. Kill  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Life is an illusion.
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Credits: 14,887 | Re: rhyming jerry!! I guss you must be making fun of the show, right?  I do't know, but it's different from what I expected ^_^
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Mar 23, 2007, 08:48 PM
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Credits: 1,490 | Re: rhyming jerry!! Capitalization.. The lack of it hurt my eyes. I think it makes the piece easier to read.
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