Evil, sticky, giant robots.
With power punching hands...
I saw one playing at the park,
Know what I did? I ran!

They jump around like evil frogs.
With claws, sharp as can be.
They're sticky... so they climb on walls.
But, they live inside a tree.

They're Spanish speaking robots.
(So they must be made in Spain.)
The only time that they get scared...
...Is if its gonna rain.

They can only hit you with pillows.
But, don't be fooled. They hate your guts.
They like to make your couches stinky...
...They haven't learned to wipe their butts.


***My son came up with all of this. He is 5. All I did was help compose it so that it rhymed