V-Day (Ode to Commercial Holidays)

The day we all say has
love in the air.

The day that couples really
try to show that they care.

The day we spread candy,
cards and roses everywhere.

The day your boyfriend can lay
you down and pull your hair.

It's a day to pretend
that a couple never fights.

A day to tell yourself
that everything's alright.

It's a day reserved for
having sex through the night.

A day for you to say,
"I love you with all my might."

This day is the day single
people use to drink.

The day that lonely f*cks
like me will say truly stinks.

But don't let me piss
all over your parade,

Grab your signifigant
other and have a great V-Day!

Lol. I like that it doesn't hide your feelings about it at all, and tells the truth about the holiday too. While not making you sound like a totally bitter jerk. :p

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Originally Posted by bratling

Lol. I like that it doesn't hide your feelings about it at all, and tells the truth about the holiday too. While not making you sound like a totally bitter jerk. :p

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Thanks! I did want to use the bitter jerk angle, but opted to save face by not being an ass-hat on V-Day. I was gonna be a total grumpy face but decided that I don't need to have any kind of negativity over a holiday that shouldn't matter to me. :D:

This year, Valentine's Day was like Haunakah or Kwanzaa... Y'know, one of those holidays I don't celebrate because I'm not affiliated with those groups of people. I appreciate you reading my corny V-Day poem, and I hope yours turned out to be pretty decent. (The Sherminator better have done somethin' nice for you! Though, I doubt that it's easy to top... Oh, say... Two V-Day's ago? :D:)