Inuruto

O' poisonous Blackberry
Sharp deadly Razr
Troublesome Sidekick

My 2yr. contract didn't explain all this
The fact that your loyalty holds no bounds
You will tell it all
Just by a ring tone sound

Your call log is like an open blog
Telling whose conversation is big or small
Must I go on cause this is not all

You have many gadgets & features to disguise
The fact that you can be so sly
You're very talkative even on silent
So there is no need acting shy

<I try to lock you> !!!

To keep my secrets at a bay & hide
Somehow you let them jump out like they're yelling "SURPRISE"
You have two personalities
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde

O' poisonous Blackberry
Sharp deadly Razr
Troublesome Sidekick

Your split personalities is the reason behind all this

<And questions like>...

Which one will I meet with today... Which???
The best friend that keep any secrets it gets
Or the back stabbing prick

<The one I had on that day>

When my girlfriend & it had to conversate
It decided to tell all & snitch
Told everything & ended me & her just that quick

<Just a warning to all & know this>

Before you make secret calls
And have your phone know all your business

<Just remember the>

O' poisonous Blackberry
Deadly sharp Razr
Troublesome Sidekick


* I was going to go a different direction with this, but my mind wouldn't let me at this moment... It is kinda cheezy I know, but I am still up to hearing it from any of you all & I know "conversate isn't a word, just wanted it to flow better with the writing.

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gwenibe I can't thank you enough for this awesome sig'... Thank You!!!

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Hahahaha.... Remember this, to a female whos looking for dirt. Your troublesome sidekick is a girls best friend. ^^

This poem was great. Funny, original, and quite nicely written.

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