mellow maromi

Here's another theory, The Theory of Gravity. Gravity has not been proven, it is still a theory. This is why I don't believe it. I believe in the Theory of Intelligent Falling. We are being constantly being pushed to the Earth by a God (namely the Flying Spaghetti Monster) to stop us from floating into space.

"Where's the evidence for that?" You say? Well, here's a few:

The FSM is made of, well, spaghetti. Spaghetti is a form of pasta which we all now originated in Asia and was later stolen by the Italians. We can also see a trend of Asians being shorter than many other world populations. Why? Because the FSM blesses the Asians with more touches by His Noodly Appendages. This keeps them pressed longer and hence makes them shorter. This also makes midgets some of the most blessed people on Earth.

Another point of evidence:

The population is getting taller. To answer this we look at another factor, namely Population Growth. The thing is, we all these rapidly spawning humans, the FSM is finding it harder to bless all His creations at the same time, which is causing more prolonged periods of lack-of-exposure to his Noodly Appendages and is the direct cause of us all getting taller.

As you can see, through the evidence provided I believe strongly that the Theory of Intelligent Falling is very valid, if not more so, than the Theory of Gravity

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anime_being_god

ummm.....what the hell are you talking about....yeah im pretty lost with what your saying, what ru trying to say?

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mellow maromi

Just because its a theory doesn't mean its not true. Just because the big bang theory doesnt have evidence to make you believe, doesnt mean that it wont be proven. Its just as real as the theory of gravity.

I mean, you can create just about any explanation, like the one i showed you. You cant disprove the theory of intelligent falling, and i have faith that its real, so is that evidence?

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anime_being_god

I agree.
And the same can be said about God, thats what Ive been trying to get too
Just because I at the current time can provide you with observational evdince that is up 2 date doesnt mean that God is not there.

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mellow maromi

But the thing is, there will never be evidence that god exists. In time, christianity will be phased out, and seen just as the greek gods are seen today. While a new religion flourishes. It happens every time and will continue to happen throughout humanity.

New gods will always be created, and imagined, however, science will remain the same.

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tsurara

You all fail at debate.

And you fail to follow mods' instructions.

as promised: closed!

Please learn to read (and to support your arguments with actual links, book titles, documentaries, and physical evidence rather than your own personal opinion, stuff you "heard somewhere" and dogma for 200 posts).

Sorry guys, but this has gone on long enough with no progress, no listening and very little actual research all around.