what will be your alibi if ur gf/bf caught you cheating...? - Page 2

Lord of Chaos · Aug 09, 2006, 07:36 PM

I would kill my girlfriend..crack her ****en head open with a bat and hide her body somewhere. Then i would **** the other girl and break her head too...cuz im ****en stupid, i don't give a damn about jail...XD lol...simple as pie.

ScionofDestiny · Aug 09, 2006, 08:03 PM

I'd never find myself in that position (unless I was drugged against my will or otherwise suffered impaired judgement by no fault of my own)

I wouldn't give an alibi, because she'd already know, as this questions presupposes that she has already caught me. I'd probably do the honorable thing and break up with her.

Heartless_mage · Aug 09, 2006, 08:05 PM

i would probably laugh......................because i would find it funny............then i would apoligize and beg for mercy because my girlfriend would literally kill me......................

*jaam0927* · Aug 09, 2006, 09:55 PM

I agree with Innerhell
If I wanna break it badly.... I would have said... Im weak for woman flesh... this wasnt working... I dont feel ok with u... sorry...
If I didnt wanna break up... I would tell the truth of what happen... beg for forgibeness... say "I know Im stupid".... and hope for the best...

tupacs_wifey · Aug 10, 2006, 01:26 AM

my alibi is ..................ummm see now what happened was............

Tavrail · Aug 10, 2006, 02:03 AM

I got it! "My tounge fell into her mouth! You gotta believe me!"

I wouldnt cheat and and if she cought you then lying will only make it worse as she already knew.Honesty is the best policy.

Also this thread sounds like somone looking for excuses cus he was unfaithful

*fayt lingod* · Aug 10, 2006, 04:31 AM

i don't have to worry about this problem. i don't have a GF to cheat on. Nor do i intend to have one any time soon.

Howl_of_Fenrir · Aug 10, 2006, 04:54 AM

At the moment I don't have a Girlfriends,so I don't need to worry.
But,if I had and she got me, I'll just tell her honestly.
Because I think that's the best answer.
And I'm also really-really bad at lying.
I can't watch someone eyes whenever I lied, also my sound is quite different than usual. If that person familiar with me, he/she will now in a moments that I lied.

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Tavrail Otaku Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dublin Posts: 243 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: what will be your alibi if ur gf/bf caught you cheating...? I got it! "My tounge fell into her mouth! You gotta believe me!" I wouldnt cheat and and if she cought you then lying will only make it worse as she already knew.Honesty is the best policy. Also this thread sounds like somone looking for excuses cus he was unfaithful __________________ Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves. LastFM
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