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    A crude review/synopsis of Transformers 2

    The plot was of course terrible -this is a Michael Bay movie after all-, but the fight scenes were so incredible that it makes your eyes bleed.

    The movie in a nutshell. Spoilers obviously and also heavily decorated with colorful language. Parental discretion is advised I guess.

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    With Michael Bay out, I hope they can make a Unicron plot that actually makes sense.
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    Re: A crude review/synopsis of Transformers 2

    lol Wow, I so predicted that ending! Sounds a lot like the first one actually. I was thinking about going to go see that movie, I just don't know if I will have time.

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    Everyone should find the time to watch this movie. Just go to the bathroom during the scenes where there is either nothing but talking or nothing but humans on the screen.

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    Re: A crude review/synopsis of Transformers 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Innerhell View Post
    Everyone should find the time to watch this movie. Just go to the bathroom during the scenes where there is either nothing but talking or nothing but humans on the screen.

    I'm kidding.
    Kidding or not it sounds like sound advice. After all, as you said, it is a Micheal Bay movie.
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    Whoa whoa whoa. Back up. Micheal Bay has done a pretty good job so far. He could've focused on Megan Fox a little bit more but still. He does a sound job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa. Back up. Micheal Bay has done a pretty good job so far. He could've focused on Megan Fox a little bit more but still. He does a sound job.
    No, the man cuts corners when it comes to plot in exchange for more action and more explosions. Tits, black humor, and violence: exactly what the American audience loves. The man is a genius in making his audiences significantly dumber with each movie he makes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innerhell View Post
    No, the man cuts corners when it comes to plot in exchange for more action and more explosions. Tits, black humor, and violence: exactly what the American audience loves. The man is a genius in making his audiences significantly dumber with each movie he makes.
    All of those are true but they lead up to a pretty good movie. You can't deny that.

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    Re: A crude review/synopsis of Transformers 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Innerhell View Post
    Everyone should find the time to watch this movie. Just go to the bathroom during the scenes where there is either nothing but talking or nothing but humans on the screen.

    I'm kidding.
    Nah, I'll pass. If it's pretty much just like the first, I believe I'll be renting it from Netflix. Even if just for Megan Fox.
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