My kind of movie would be so completely random even someone who was completely stoned wouldn't be able to make sense of it.
First it'd start out with this group of people out camping and then all of the sudden they start disappearing one by one until each one is in a different coloured room on opposite sides of this place in the middle of BFE. Each room has a different puzzle they have to solve but the pieces are all a pretzel, a q-tip, two bags of chips, two keys and a piece of paper with a letter and a clue. There'll be a telephone in each room, four locked doors, a chair, a barred window, a combination lock safe, a really old radio and a piece of clothing from another person in the group. The people who have been put in these rooms have to figure out their puzzles to get out of the room using only the items in the room and the telephone to get clues from the other people. Once they get out of the room they must all follow a map just outside the door to get out of the house the rooms are in and find their way back to their campsite without going nuts.
ooooooo.....that could actually work. Does it also involve some crazy sick murderer? creepy...