Killing for Dummies

So! We've had alot of that "if you were a song,what song would you be" crap. Now this one is better. What is the best angry, shoot you in the head, black cloud over your head, so sad, depressing, kill you song?! There is alot out there! And there entertaining to hear. So entertain me!

So post away my friend! First Artist, than Song name, last lyrics. And tell me why it's the best Kill You song!

Example:

FROM FIRST TO LAST LYRICS

"Ride The Wings Of Pestilence"

Hiding behind the shadows
I'll be waiting in the dark
to drive this blade straight through your heart
I'll drag your body to the car
as blood races down my arm
I think everyone will wonder where you are, tonight

I'll hide you in my walls
your body will never be found
I'll wear your skin as a suit
Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to

Dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
I believe it's 6 going on 7 now

I've been dreaming about you
in a pool of your own blood
with your eyes gouged out
by the work of my thumbs
the scent of your insides
from under the floorboards
the perfect perfume
for settling a score.

I'll hide you in my walls
your body will never be found
I'll wear your skin as a suit
Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to
Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to

Ride the wings of....
Ride the wings of....
Ride the wings of....
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!
Ride the wings of pestilence!

I think its so ruthlessy written and when you actually listen to it. It rocks hard!

Its a small world after all...

kills anything over the age of 2

Woah, u got some heavy emotions bottled dude. It's good u let them thro a song.

You guys aren't getting the point. Not a song you have written, a song you've heard....blah blah blah. You guys are bad entertainers.

So the group is "from first to last"?

I will allow this as long as people post a competent reason for choosing a particular song.


As you said, there are so many of those songs but I'll choose the best one because of the kick rectum lyrics:

The Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die
- from the Hooray for boobies album (track #1) -

You must die I alone am best.

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die

While this song is undoubtedly funny it is still so brilliantly written and straight to your face that it beats many other "heavier" songs.

Group: Disturbed
Song: Stricken
AH! AH! AH! OW!

You walk on like a woman in suffering
Won't even bother now to tell me why
You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment
Leaving me broken another time
You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
Leave me alone, let me be this time
You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
I don't want to mention, the reason I know

That I am stricken and can't let you go
When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
That I am crippled by all that you've done
Into the abyss will I run...

AH! AH! AH! OW!

You don't know what your power has done to me
I want to know if I'll heal inside
I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen
Seeing you laughing another time
You'll never know how your face has haunted me
My very soul has to bleed this time
Another hole in the wall of my inner defenses
Leaving me breathless, the reason I know

That I am stricken and can't let you go
When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
That I am crippled by all that you've done
Into the abyss will I run...

Into the abyss will I run...

AHHHHHH!

You walk on like a woman in suffering
Won't even bother now to tell me why
You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment
Leaving me broken another time
You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
Leave me alone, let me be this time
You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
I don't want to mention, the reason I know

That I am stricken and can't let you go
When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
That I am crippled by all that you've done
Into the abyss will I run...

Into the abyss will I run...
I can't let you go!
Yes I am stricken and can't let you go!!
This is about the only "heavy kill song" that I know...but it was on the radio for quite some time, and it definitely fits in the category you're looking for.

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woah take a moment to think about the name of this place. Killing for dummies..? *oh* I better not start I dont want to get into trouble for that so all im going to say is i dont see how the name is going together with the comments posted in here.. can you explain that to me? In the way that only the creator can? ha... *And I try to be Nice*

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woah take a moment to think about the name of this place. Killing for dummies..? *oh* I better not start I dont want to get into trouble for that so all im going to say is i dont see how the name is going together with the comments posted in here.. can you explain that to me? In the way that only the creator can? ha... *And I try to be Nice*

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I'm going to give you one (1) more chance to post something useful...:lurk: