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    So! We've had alot of that "if you were a song,what song would you be" crap. Now this one is better. What is the best angry, shoot you in the head, black cloud over your head, so sad, depressing, kill you song?! There is alot out there! And there entertaining to hear. So entertain me!

    So post away my friend! First Artist, than Song name, last lyrics. And tell me why it's the best Kill You song!

    Example:

    FROM FIRST TO LAST LYRICS

    "Ride The Wings Of Pestilence"

    Hiding behind the shadows
    I'll be waiting in the dark
    to drive this blade straight through your heart
    I'll drag your body to the car
    as blood races down my arm
    I think everyone will wonder where you are, tonight

    I'll hide you in my walls
    your body will never be found
    I'll wear your skin as a suit
    Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to

    Dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
    I believe it's 6 going on 7 now

    I've been dreaming about you
    in a pool of your own blood
    with your eyes gouged out
    by the work of my thumbs
    the scent of your insides
    from under the floorboards
    the perfect perfume
    for settling a score.

    I'll hide you in my walls
    your body will never be found
    I'll wear your skin as a suit
    Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to
    Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to

    Ride the wings of....
    Ride the wings of....
    Ride the wings of....
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!
    Ride the wings of pestilence!

    I think its so ruthlessy written and when you actually listen to it. It rocks hard!
    Last edited by Nympho; Apr 11, 2006 at 08:26 PM.

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    Re: Killing for Dummies

    Its a small world after all...

    kills anything over the age of 2
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    Woah, u got some heavy emotions bottled dude. It's good u let them thro a song.

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    Re: Killing for Dummies

    You guys aren't getting the point. Not a song you have written, a song you've heard....blah blah blah. You guys are bad entertainers.

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    Re: Killing for Dummies

    So the group is "from first to last"?

    I will allow this as long as people post a competent reason for choosing a particular song.


    As you said, there are so many of those songs but I'll choose the best one because of the kick rectum lyrics:

    The Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die
    - from the Hooray for boobies album (track #1) -

    You must die I alone am best.

    I hope ya flip some guy the bird
    He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
    In front of the Beatles' tour bus
    A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
    Hauling hazardous biological waste
    The light turns red you have no brakes
    And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
    So you can see the look on your face

    Die die die die die die die
    Die die die die die die die

    I hope your Pinto begins to spin
    Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran
    Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner
    And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
    Perhaps even the British Royal Family
    And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
    And we can't forget the newlyweds
    And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

    I hope this helps to emphasize
    I hope this helps to clarify
    I hope you die

    I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
    But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob
    Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
    Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
    While he masturbates to photos of livestock
    He does the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
    Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
    And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

    Die die die die die die die
    Die die die die die die die

    I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
    And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
    And whatever happens next is all a blur
    But you remember fist can be a verb
    And when you finally regain consciousness
    You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
    And the prison guard looks the other way
    'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

    I hope this helps to emphasize
    I hope this helps to clarify
    I hope you die

    I hope you die


    While this song is undoubtedly funny it is still so brilliantly written and straight to your face that it beats many other "heavier" songs.

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    Re: Killing for Dummies

    Group: Disturbed
    Song: Stricken
    AH! AH! AH! OW!

    You walk on like a woman in suffering
    Won't even bother now to tell me why
    You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment
    Leaving me broken another time
    You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
    Leave me alone, let me be this time
    You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
    I don't want to mention, the reason I know

    That I am stricken and can't let you go
    When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
    That I am crippled by all that you've done
    Into the abyss will I run...

    AH! AH! AH! OW!

    You don't know what your power has done to me
    I want to know if I'll heal inside
    I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen
    Seeing you laughing another time
    You'll never know how your face has haunted me
    My very soul has to bleed this time
    Another hole in the wall of my inner defenses
    Leaving me breathless, the reason I know

    That I am stricken and can't let you go
    When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
    That I am crippled by all that you've done
    Into the abyss will I run...

    Into the abyss will I run...

    AHHHHHH!

    You walk on like a woman in suffering
    Won't even bother now to tell me why
    You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment
    Leaving me broken another time
    You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
    Leave me alone, let me be this time
    You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
    I don't want to mention, the reason I know

    That I am stricken and can't let you go
    When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
    That I am crippled by all that you've done
    Into the abyss will I run...

    Into the abyss will I run...
    I can't let you go!
    Yes I am stricken and can't let you go!!
    This is about the only "heavy kill song" that I know...but it was on the radio for quite some time, and it definitely fits in the category you're looking for.

    Thank you Sazuka for this awesome signature!

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    woah take a moment to think about the name of this place. Killing for dummies..? *oh* I better not start I dont want to get into trouble for that so all im going to say is i dont see how the name is going together with the comments posted in here.. can you explain that to me? In the way that only the creator can? ha... *And I try to be Nice*

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    Re: Killing for Dummies

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    woah take a moment to think about the name of this place. Killing for dummies..? *oh* I better not start I dont want to get into trouble for that so all im going to say is i dont see how the name is going together with the comments posted in here.. can you explain that to me? In the way that only the creator can? ha... *And I try to be Nice*
    I'm going to give you one (1) more chance to post something useful...

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