Anime wishing game

This thread is somewhat of a gag game that is meant for everyone. The rules are simple. You type what you wish to see in anime today. The person below you grants that wish, but adds an evil twist to it.

Example Wish: I wish anime girls looked better.
Example Answer: Granted, but now they all look like horses.

Lets begin!

Wish: I wish that there were more anime about normal people.

Grumble Grumble Grumble

Answer: Your wish causes Haruhi Suzumia (who is not a normal person) conflict, and promptly causes the spin of the earth to reverse, causing widespread panic and destruction (as well as the closing of this thread!!!)

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