Thread: funnest line

ok there's a lot but here's the first one that came into my mind(it's taken from Full Metal Alchemist in Ep.13 when the Fuhrer accepted the combat assessment between Ed and Roy ,it's when Roy got out of the Fuhrer's meeting room - now they're walking in the hallway)
Roy:i will abide by them for now .. until i become the Fuhrer and gain control of all the privileges in the military.
Riza(to Roy):i believe you should refrain from making any improper statements.
Havoc(to Roy):but why do you hold such a big goal?
(suddenly Roy stops walking and a mysterious silence fills the place then ..)
Roy:A stupid question ...
when i become a fuhrer ....... all female personnel in the military WILL HAVE TO WEAR MINI SKIRTS !!!!
it's better when animated(in show) than said in this way ...