On Point Kings


We specialize in black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op.

Excuse me, Ganglo-Saxon. You look like the type of kid that gets his lunch handed to him daily. Well, if you'd like to be the lunch-handerer for a change, then boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!

It's a Roman trifold printed on 65-pound cardstock. 14-point Helvetica, laid out using QuarkXpress! A pirated version of QuarkXpress!

How do you ever expect to get an eye patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this— clank, clank— unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries?

Oh, crap, I did it again!
Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries!
We do bad stuff!

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