We buy our candies because people refuse to give out Hershey's Oreo Cookies n' Cream candybars...
...and no one likes giving out Crunch bars anymore! And don't get me started with KitKat!
...everyone's just obsessed with giving out Snickers... and Twix... and stuff...
(pssst... I don't like caramel....... DUN DUN DUNNNN)
It seems you'd like to be a Pokemon, or perhaps something that wasn't a Pokemon until a series came out where all the cousins were almost like Pokemon.
I dunno - ask Abu, we're still not sure what we're gonna' do on Hallow's Eve. Maybe she has a better idea. I'm concerned with more pressing matters...... *goes back to playing video game*